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The Next Parody by zdhsfghf, literature

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The Next Parody

"First officer to captain, we have an emergency in Ten Forward." Picard heard Riker say with urgency. "I'm on my way." He said, tapping his com badge and exiting the bridge. As soon as he was out, he began to sprint as fast as he could. The urgency in Riker's voice could only have meant one thing. It must have happened. Sweat poured down his face, and he flailed his arms, trying not to drown in it. Luckily, just as he was about to pass out from sheer exhaustion, the door to Ten Forward materialised in front of him, and he opened it before entering cautiously. "What seems to be the problem, Riker?" He asked once he was inside, not wanting

Hunger Games Parody- Part 4 by zdhsfghf, literature

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Hunger Games Parody- Part 4

Peeta stood up straight, his hair covered in leaves and his body covered in mud. I had made him up perfectly- he looked exactly like a tree now, and so I was able to leave him, confident that he wouldn't be seen. "Just stay in this cave and stand like that until I come back." I warned him. "Wait, I just want to practice! Two seconds, seriously, I want you to tell me if its realistic enough!" Peeta exclaimed just as I was leaving. I turned around. "Go ahead, practice." I said. Suddenly, his face became very serious. "Ask me if I'm a tree. ASK ME!" His eyes drilled through my skull as I opened my mouth to reply. "Are you a tree?" I asked,

New Moon Parody by zdhsfghf, literature

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New Moon Parody

"Bella." Edward told her slowly, seductively, "I need to go now. My curfew's in 3 minutes, at 2pm. I need to be in bed by 3. I'll see you tomorrow." Of course, Bella only heard 'leave,' and ran into a corner to cry. She refused to eat for days, even when Edward came in to comfort her. The fifteenth time he did this, she turned and screamed at him, "Stop dressing up as Edward to make me feel better, Dad! It's not WORKING!" Edward had muttered back, "Well nor are you." It was true, Bella had missed 3 weeks of school so far. Her father was dying with worry, or, more accurately, dying: he couldn't cook. Or shop for food. Or microwave. Or order

Twilight Parody by zdhsfghf, literature

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Twilight Parody

Edward looked down at Bella. Well, he was actually at her height. And standing on a chair (as he always did to make him look taller). "Bella," He said slowly. As in really slowly. Because he had been about to say 'Beetle' and then he had remembered that that wasn't her name, and had stopped for a second to remember it, "I love you." His terrible attempt at an American accent (though he was American) made a random stranger who happened to be watching snigger. Yes. They were standing in the middle of the street. "I urrm...I….I love….you...too." Bella said slowly. She might have known Edward's name at some point, but, like everyth

Pyro Ninja- A Parody by zdhsfghf, literature

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Pyro Ninja- A Parody

"Who are you?" The man with red hair asked, pressing his gun against my throat. The tension in the air was tangible. They were ready to kill me if they thought I posed a threat. But still, through all the seriousness, I couldn't help exclaiming, "OMG!! I recognise you from the wanted posters! You guys are like, FAMOUS! You're Party Poison, and he's Jet Star, and that's Fun Ghoul, and that one's...that one's…" I had forgotten his name. He had been sitting in a corner, watching me, but he was crying now. "Everyone forgets my name. No one notices me." He cried. "His name's Kobra Kid." Party Poison said flatly as Kobra Kid continued to mo

Hunger Games Parody- Part 3 by zdhsfghf, literature

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Hunger Games Parody- Part 3

I stepped on something hard and stamped on it a few times before continuing on my way. "Leaving without me, honey?" A voice asked. Looking down and turning around, I saw something lying in the mud. "Oh, I didn't see you there, sorry." "No problem, I understand, I had to bury myself in this mud so that I could die of starvation as opposed to a nice quick death from one of the Careers." Peeta replied. I took one of his legs and dragged him to a nearby cave. Then I ran back to the river, cupped my hands, filled them with water, went back, and poured the water over Peeta's face. "There we go, all clean!" I smiled. "My leg hurts." He groane

The Hunger Games Parody-Part 2 by zdhsfghf, literature

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The Hunger Games Parody-Part 2

Rue jumped 354.6m and landed on the next tree, which happened to be 215.7m high. I knew this because I carried around measuring tape with me at all times, in case the person trying to kill me had a fear of them. It also doubled up as something to throw at anyone who was annoying me. When Rue landed, someone jumped out from behind the tree and killed her. He came and stabbed me multiple times in the arm. "Ow." I said as blood poured from me. Adrenaline suddenly pumped through me and I punched him before pulling out a gun and shooting him multiple times. As he lay in a red puddle, I got out my bow and shot him a few more times with my arrows,

The Hunger Games Parody by zdhsfghf, literature

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The Hunger Games Parody

Everyone crowded around the small podium. I live in the worst district. There were 13 Districts, but the 13th held a flower arranging tournament, which is strictly illegal, and so they were eliminated before the flower arrangements could harm anyone. The districts are called districts, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, Cowshit and 13 (which was eliminated). I live in Cowshit. We had the smallest podium, but a population just as high as in the other districts, so we stood on each other's heads to see the stage. I was standing on Gayl's head. Gayl was my best friend, and had been since I was a young child. People usually called him by his nic

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The Next Parody by zdhsfghf, literature

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Twilight Parody by zdhsfghf, literature

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Pyro Ninja- A Parody

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Hunger Games Parody- Part 3

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Life Lessons From Bella Swann by unicorn-skydancer08, literature

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Life Lessons From Bella Swann

1. You should always address your parents by their first names. 2. Pay no attention to the kids at school. No matter how friendly they are, no matter how many times the girls invite you to sit with them at lunch and team up with them on the weekends, no matter how many times the boys ask you out, you know you're stupid, ugly, clumsy, and totally worthless. 3. Your problems are everybody's problems. Whatever affects you should affect them in every aspect. 4. With boyfriends, it's all about physical looks. It doesn't matter if they're pushy, meddlesome, pretentious, self-absorbed, and dictatorial, as long as they're insanely attractive. 5.

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Twilight Parody by zdhsfghf, literature

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Twilight Parody

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I am a donkey (and a tree on the 3/4 moon), and on deviantart I write PARODIES, mostly because my insanely crazed mind cannot write coherently, and all my stories come out in gibberish, which, luckily, others find vaguely amusing :)
So please read my parodies, and if you like them, then please do tell me because comments are love <3

Favourite genre of music: Alternative.
Operating System: MAC.
MP3 player of choice: iTouch.
Favourite cartoon character: ASH KETCHUM (in the first series) :)
Personal Quote: I am a tree.

Favourite Movies

Shutter Island (which = MINDFUCK).

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

MCR, BUSTED, Boys Like Girls, Metro Station.

Favourite Writers

Michelle Paver/JK Rowling.

Favourite Games

Ruby Version <3

Favourite Gaming Platform

Wii/Gameboy SP.

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Gaming.

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zdhsfghf

May 23, 2012

REMINDER- I HAVE MOVED

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I do check this account sometimes, but I only upload to gythadean now: www.gythadean.deviantart.com It's for the obvious reason that zdhsfghf is kind of unpronounceable... So I've just uploaded another parody to my gythadean account, and if you're interested in reading it, please go there ^_^ Thank you <3

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zdhsfghf

Mar 7, 2011

I HAVE MOVED- I AM NOW GYTHADEAN

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To all of my worshippers, slaves, followers, underlings, employees, cupcakes, inferior beings, and pieces of insignificant dirt, Here is a link to my new account, which has a PRONOUNCABLE username (surprise surprise): http://gythadean.deviantart.com Please visit it and follow it instead of this one, as it is now only here to direct you to my other one! Thank you :) BTW. I <3 you really ^_^

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zdhsfghf

Feb 26, 2011

Feel the Romance. The Watercooler Romance.

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Yup, I'm tired, and I feel like eating a tub of icecream and flloooattinng away onto a cloud, where I would sprout wings and then meet MCR, then I would become a whale and swim away. Don't ask- with me, tired=insane. ~pokemonplz (https://www.deviantart.com/pokemonplz) :iconpikachuplz: :iconmistyplz: :iconashketchumplz: If you hadn't already guessed from the icons above, I'm in a Pokémon mood, so much so that I even bothered with the accent that no one knows exists O_O You're wondering why I'm in this mood today? No? WELL ITS A RHETORICAL QUESTION SO DEAL! My SP charger arrived. 17 hours of Ruby version=I completed the Elite Four and just restarted Fire Red to do the

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yay llama~ thankies!

no problem

WOW. RANDOM LLAMA! THANKS PERSON I DONT KNOW!

zdhsfghf

Mar 6, 2011

no problemo

im in a random mood

GOOD I AM TOO MAN.

Thank you very much for the llama! I really appreciate it!

lol. Your Twilight parody is really awesome and hilarious! Please make another one! That would be really great!

zdhsfghf

Feb 27, 2011

ive got the new moon one, but eclipse has no plot, and breaking dawns plot is....a bit too crazy to parody...
ill try to make another one, but i can guarantee anything, sorry